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 <title>Dead! Dead! Dead!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Managed to get our first kill on Festergut 25-man tonight.  It was brutal, but we got there eventually!    And we actually got screenshots!<br />
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<a href="http://dinosaurplanet.net/kspins/media/3/20100308-WoWScrnShot_030810_205935.jpg"></a><br />
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Er yeah, nearly forgot them again, hence the somewhat small party around Fester's bloated corpse.  As an added bonus, we one shotted Rotface (thanks to the threat of Athel singing Britney Spear's "Toxic" if we wiped) and then....<br />
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<a href="http://dinosaurplanet.net/kspins/media/3/20100308-WoWScrnShot_030810_220517.jpg"></a><br />
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We one shotted the Blood Prince Council! GET IN! <br />
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In celebration of this occasion, there will be Paint Pics incoming.  Oh yes.]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Mon, 8 Mar 2010 22:33:19 +0000</pubDate>
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 <title>Good News, Everybody!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The slimefest that is Rotface is down in 25 man!  Incidentally, why do the pipes spray everywhere when they get fixed?  Surely if they're fixed, they wouldn't be leaking?  I guess that's why he's Professor Putricide, rather than Plumber Putricide.<br />
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No screenies (unless Toroq saves the day), but I did Google image search for Face Rot, just to see what would happen.  This was one of the top images:<br />
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<img src=http://www.angelsshelties.com/Dinah_face_rot_90_rot_270.jpg><br />
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Words fail me.]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 23:34:55 +0000</pubDate>
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 <title>Sing hosanna!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Sindragosa down!<br />
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<img width=400 src=http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/4126/sindragosal.jpg><br />
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And look!  An actual screenshot!<br />
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Arthas wasn't impressed though. There was much punching of faces, possibly when someone pointed out that he looked like he'd robbed Sauron's wardrobe.  But soon the Kitties will have their revenge!]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 23:17:20 +0000</pubDate>
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 <title>Kitty Spins recruiting!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v256/MetalMidget/?action=view&current=FEB_RECcopy.jpg" target="_blank"><img width=400 src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v256/MetalMidget/FEB_RECcopy.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />
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Yes, we're looking for reliable ranged DPS and healers to add to our 25 and 10-man teams! Progress currently stands at:<br />
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10-man ICC: 10/12 (Wednesdays and Tuesdays, 8pm - 11pm)<br />
25-man ICC: 4/12  (Thursdays and Mondays, 8pm - 11pm)<br />
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Applicants should:<br />
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* Be 16+<br />
* Be able to attend our 25 man raids on Mondays and Thursdays, 8pm - 11pm, without interruption<br />
* Be online ready for invites at 7.45pm, fully prepared.<br />
* Have prior knowledge of the tactics - if it's a new encounter, then we expect you to have read up on it<br />
* Have Ventrillo and Deadly Boss Mods or Big Wigs installed.  This is not optional.<br />
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<b>But what about melee DPS and Tanks?</b><br />
We're currently very healthy on all types of melee DPS and Tanks, and are not looking to recruit any more.<br />
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<b>What do you mean about reliable?</b><br />
We are primarily a fun, social guild.  We do take raiding seriously however, and find that people who piss about with raiding (signing and not showing, being invited to a raid and not having Vent, not having money for repairs or flasks) are actually the opposite of 'fun' and 'social' - letting down fellow guildies is not what we expect from any Kitty Spins members, be they raiders or social.<br />
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We're now taking a zero tolerance approach to new raiding recruits - if you apply for a raiding rank, then fail to show up for raids, come unprepared, etc, then you will first have DKP deducted.  Repeat offenders will be demoted from a raiding rank or kicked from the guild.  The questions on our application are there for a reason, so answer them honestly - don't waste our time, or your own, if you can't put in the effort we expect from our raiders.  Trust me, you don't want to feel the wrath of the Tentacles Lobster-Fist.<br />
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So, if you're a focussed, skilled and reliable individual with a sense of fun, who wants to down bosses in a cat-themed guild, apply via the<a href="http://www.dinosaurplanet.net/ksforum/viewforum.php?f=3"> recruitment forum</a>.<br />
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 <pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 10:10:51 +0000</pubDate>
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 <title>Two for the price of one!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[She's a two-phase Queeeeen<br />
Many DOTs to be seen,<br />
Bloodbolt whirls and a shadow beam<br />
Guaranteed to blow your mind<br />
Until she diiiiies!<br />
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Yar, Blood-Queen Lana'thel is deaded.  And for extra happy bonus fun, Valithria Dreamwalker was also rescued from CERTAIN DEATH from the scourgey...scourge.  I was going to say, "scourgey horde", but that's us...<br />
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Hopefully Toroq will provide us with screenies, until then...<br />
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<img width=400 src=http://open.salon.com/blog/hollycomesalive/2009/01/06/files/queen_band1231249699.jpg>]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 23:17:48 +0000</pubDate>
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 <title>Princes, princes who adore you...Just go ahead now!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Bugger, I'd really wanted to tie in the death of the Blood Princes with The Spin Doctor's "Two Princes".  Unfortunately the comedy value is somewhat limited by the fact that a) there are <i>three </i>Blood Princes, not two, and b) the reference would probably be lost on anybody under the age of 25.  Bugger.<br />
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Going to do it any way, as I don't have a screenshot.<br />
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<img width=400 src=http://image.lyricspond.com/image/s/artist-spin-doctors/album-pocket-full-of-kryptonite/cd-cover.jpg><br />
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Youtube it, younglings!]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 9 Feb 2010 22:34:16 +0000</pubDate>
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 <title>Did your mother not like you?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[How do you end up with the name 'Professor Putricide'?  He was downed in 10 man last night, so no more pipe fixing for <i>him</i>.<br />
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And look!  An actual screenshot!  Toroq <i>delivers</i>.<br />
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<img width=400 src=http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/3919/pewtreeside.jpg>]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 4 Feb 2010 09:01:53 +0000</pubDate>
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 <title>We named him Dranosh. It means &quot;Heart of Draenor&quot; in Orcish. I would not let the warlocks take him. My boy would be safe, hidden away by the elders of Garadar.</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Yeah, good work with that.  Father of the year, you are.<br />
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So, we had a few hiccups getting there, but Saurfang Jr is now deaded in 25-man as well as 10-man!  It was followed up by some good Festergut attempts.  But really Blizzard, fart jokes?  You don't think Arthas deserves slightly more dignified henchmen?  It's bad enough you made him walk really slowly whilst wearing Ugg Boots...<br />
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Anyhoo, I digress.  Forgot the bloody screenshot again, so here's an amusing picture of a ground squirrel being mugged.<br />
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<img width=400 src=http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/article-0-06e0ed3f000005dc-146_634x521.jpg><br />
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 <pubDate>Mon, 1 Feb 2010 22:24:14 +0000</pubDate>
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 <title>Raid Team Recruiting!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://dinosaurplanet.net/kspins/media/3/20100123-jan_rec%20copy.jpg"><a href="http://dinosaurplanet.net/kspins/media/3/20100123-jan_rec copy.jpg"></a></a><br />
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That's right, we need one or two resto shamans and locks, a boomkin and a priest or two (all specs welcome).  Maybe a mage too!  Oh my!<br />
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Applicants should be 16+, and have full control over their play time - this means being able to attend raids in their entirety.  Your gear should be up to challenge of Icecrown Citadel, and you should have the testicular/ovarian fortitude to withstand wipes without an emotional breakdown.<br />
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As it says on t'poster, contact an officer or raid leader for more details, or apply via the forum.  Toodle pip!]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 16:58:04 +0000</pubDate>
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 <title>Festergut and Rotface down</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Festergut is dead.  He's a boss in ICC, don't you know.  'Festergut' is also a remarkably accurate description of the...ahem, <i>debuff </i>you get from eating the Thomson in-flight meal of chicken curry.<br />
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<img src=http://evanmorgenstern.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/immodium.jpg><br />
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Gratz kids!  Remember, leave no trace!<br />
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EDIT: Er, Rotface was downed as well.  Sorry for not mentioning it earlier, I'm a terrible person.]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 23:05:30 +0000</pubDate>
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