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04/02: Did your mother not like you?
How do you end up with the name 'Professor Putricide'? He was downed in 10 man last night, so no more pipe fixing for him.And look! An actual screenshot! Toroq delivers.
01/02: We named him Dranosh. It means "Heart of Draenor" in Orcish. I would not let the warlocks take him. My boy would be safe, hidden away by the elders of Garadar.
Yeah, good work with that. Father of the year, you are.So, we had a few hiccups getting there, but Saurfang Jr is now deaded in 25-man as well as 10-man! It was followed up by some good Festergut attempts. But really Blizzard, fart jokes? You don't think Arthas deserves slightly more dignified henchmen? It's bad enough you made him walk really slowly whilst wearing Ugg Boots...
Anyhoo, I digress. Forgot the bloody screenshot again, so here's an amusing picture of a ground squirrel being mugged.
23/01: Raid Team Recruiting!
That's right, we need one or two resto shamans and locks, a boomkin and a priest or two (all specs welcome). Maybe a mage too! Oh my!
Applicants should be 16+, and have full control over their play time - this means being able to attend raids in their entirety. Your gear should be up to challenge of Icecrown Citadel, and you should have the testicular/ovarian fortitude to withstand wipes without an emotional breakdown.
As it says on t'poster, contact an officer or raid leader for more details, or apply via the forum. Toodle pip!
21/01: Festergut and Rotface down
Festergut is dead. He's a boss in ICC, don't you know. 'Festergut' is also a remarkably accurate description of the...ahem, debuff you get from eating the Thomson in-flight meal of chicken curry.
Gratz kids! Remember, leave no trace!
EDIT: Er, Rotface was downed as well. Sorry for not mentioning it earlier, I'm a terrible person.
07/01: Lady Deathwhisper & Skybreaker down
Our first ICC of the year and our first without Tentacles. Tent is on holiday. THE BASTARD.Anyway, I digress - this fine evening saw Lady Deathwhisper and the Skybreaker downed. Despite my occasionally patchy leading, and despite somebody talking to Saurfang as soon as we got on the boat. Unlike the famous, "Whoops, Qaphon talked to Jaina" incident in Mount Hyjal, no-one 'fesssed upon. But Santa knows, children, Santa knows!
So gratz to everyone who attended! Alas, I forgot screenshots again, and Nibblox is working, so you'll have to make do with my efforts.
I couldn't think of anything remotely amusing to Photoshop for the Gunship battle. Did find this though, very apt!
15/12: First wing of the International Cricket Council cleared!
10-man done! Gratz all, that didn't take long!
14/12: Pewing in a winter wonderland
And lo, on the seventh day, Tentacles did rest. No, that's a lie, he took 9 other Kitties into Icecrown Citadel for our first 10-man raid there. Three out of four bosses down in the first wing, better than a poke in the eye with a bone shard.Alas, no screenshots, and Nibblox is a working girl (as in a girl that works, not a prozzie), so here's a random googled picture of ICC.
10/12: Massive boner with four heads
Went to Icecrown Citadel tonight. It was lovely. Lovely music, lovely artwork...lovely!
Gratz to all attendees, especially the Eye of Killrog.
On another note, I can't remember for the life of me which was the boss in TBC that did a similar impale, it's driving me bonkers trying to remember. :/